August 2012
Best pick-up line ever.
buthi:
“Let’s go eat, I’m paying.”
July 2012
trust:
you are a cinema
i can watch you forever
action
thriller
i can watch you forever
How to be ugly
Step 1: Look like me.
me: ugh why am i so lonely
friend: hey do u wanna go out tonight
me: no
notbolin:
I’m already tired of school and it hasn’t even started
who still types www. into the address bar this isn’t the 90s
what if we all keep our blogs till we’re like 40 and we reblog cooking recipes and parenting advice and sly dig each other about weight gain and bald spots
glimmering:
moment of silence for the women who are competing in the olympics while on their period
If you read this we're dating now, no choice.
me: *likes someone*
me: *thinks i have a chance*
me: *remembers what i look like*
me: *cries*
heathyr:
I hate it when you just randomly get hit with crippling embarrassment over something you did years ago and you’re writhing with your hands over your face trying to tell the memory to go away omg shut the fuck up
me watching the olympics: how
no one gives a fuck if that photo is queued and that you’re on vacation
