but she caught me on the counter, saw me banging on the sofa, i even had her in the shower, she even caught me on camera, she saw the marks on my shoulder, heard the words that i told her, heard the scream get louder, she stayed until it was over. BUT IT WASN’T MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
- me: that sounds mean i better add a lol at the end
when i make people laugh thats like my favorite feeling id rather be really ugly and the funniest person ever to exist than pretty and boring
i can hear my mum in the lounge room backspacing but clearly shes backspacing nothing because its making the weird noise i think shes trying to make music