odairitis: i’m so unphotogenic what am i going to do when i’m famous
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Me: I won't get jealous
Me: Who's this fucking whore
berriest: i can feel you judging me from across the internet and i am uncomfortable
plot twist: 5 years later she never sees sk8er boi on MTV because MTV doesn't play music.
tltty: nothing says love like a blowjob
trust: youmakemesmiledarling: trust: if i ever had a kid i’d probably name them after a pokemon come here little squirtle fdklvdfmkl
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