May 2013
cantankerouscrab:
hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today
start of sentence: omg
end of sentence: omfg
leftforbed:
leftforbed:
mcsnuggie:
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
“You miss her? Then book a ticket on the next flight get on a fucking plane and...”
– (via knoos)
alltimeangela:
why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
royal-high:
a kid from my school just got expelled today for pretending to be russian for 8 months. he pretended he couldn’t read, write or talk english he did good in all his classes because he had all the teachers and principles convinced he just moved from russia, so they didn’t make him do any work
thdoctor:
does anyone else see “omg” and not even think “oh my god” anymore like i swear it’s just lost its ability to be an abbreviation and become a completely separate entity expressing astonishment
fuckyouajax:
relationship status:
ghosthug:
swaggie: je swag, tu swags, il/elle/on swag, nous swagons, vous swagez, ils/elles swagent
dylanobylan:
i’m glad we don’t have To hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
oomshi:
Don’t touch what you can’t afford aka me
darbesaurus:
tinychatter:
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve told
imagine reading a book of all the lies you’ve been told
how to prepare for exams: cry
hannahbeezy:
If I like you and I’m comfortable around you, I’m going to get weird.
Being silly with your best friend
whatshouldwecallme:
Some girls:
Us:
gnarly:
if you’re going to ignore my texts you might as well change my contact name to terms and condition
